Got a flat tire and filled the pothole myself. Also, it’s a conspiracy.

I got a flat tire driving home a few nights ago.  The pothole is conveniently located in front of a tire repair shop. I’m pretty sure it’s a conspiracy.

If you like Jesse Ventura impressions this video is for you:

 

 

 

 

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9 thoughts on “Got a flat tire and filled the pothole myself. Also, it’s a conspiracy.

  1. I am thoroughly convinced that Melissa Stetten is one of the absolute HOTTEST chicks in L.A. and (when she actually makes an effort to put herself together) one of the hottest chicks on the entire planet. Sadly, however, she is also fucking crazy. Not crazy in an exciting, “let’s stay up and get high for 3 days straight and fuck our brains out” sort of way, she’s just somehow self-indulgently “off”. This little nonsensical vignette is an excellent example of her SOH. I freely admit that I don’t “get” Melissa. Maybe it’s due to my not watching mainstream sitcoms (e.g., “Seinfeld”). Not sure. I will continue to read “Pretty Bored” and maybe, someday, the figurative light bulb will illuminate the wit and wisdom of this total babe in the way she is intending it to be perceived. One can only hope…

  2. Commendable, but those rocks are just going to be kicked out of the hole by the traffic,. Should have grabbed a bag of that Quickcrete seen in the video, and brought along a bucket of water. That would last longer.

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