Apparently if you’re an even remotely attractive chick you should have videos of yourself on the internet doing things. I’m really good at impressions so I wanted to share some with you.
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These were so bad they were good…sort of
amazing work Stetten.
Motion picture archives and collections across the world would be poorer without copies of this video, which should forever be recognized as a defining example of American cinema. With its spirit of visual and narrative innovation, and Melissa Stetten’s precocious, towering central performance, Vlog attempt #1 completely lives up to its own reputation as the best internet video of all time.
jesus christ jonathan please suck her dick some more why dont you
This sucked and worked at the same time.
Mr. Brady: .. And kids .. I’m gay.
Actually Melissa I thought your impressions were very funny’ and it must of been hard for you to keep a staight face. It made a nice change to listen to you, instead of reading about you. You came across as a lovely person with a great sence of Humour.. Best wishes Steve
These impressions While not spot on… WOULD BE AMAZING if told in a bar while everyone is drunk. Still I chuckled and thank you for giving me something I didn’t have to read.
you never fail to entertain!!!
This made me really angry.